YOU ARE NOW UNDER OUR CONTROL

NEW SITE! NEW STORE! NEW AGE BS IS DEAD!

well. we’re still standing folks. BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THE MAYANS WERE WRONG. it just means we’re not as good with numbers as they were. plus, we can’t read too good.  we like to listen carefully to what you say, and then make up a bunch of stuff and say you said it. that’s what we’re really good at. the Maya never said, “End o’ the World! HaHa!!’ — we said that. the MAYA said, sagely – “it’s the end of one age and the beginning of another.” at least, that’s what I say they said.

so, while new age fish fryers struggle to find a new date for the end of everything, we at RawStudios say F it! live for today! it’s the end of that old thing and NOW is the beginning of this here! GET WITH IT, man. don’t just do something, STAND THERE! best acting advice i ever got. works for life, too.  while you’re standing there, have a poke around at our new digs. dig it? let us know on ye old boards. not diggin it? go bugger yourself! oh, alright, let us know that too. what works? what doesn’t? wtf?

AND CHECK OUT THAT NEW STORE!  we teamed up a while back with Mr. David Padula, secret Jedi, and schemed up this new fangled online store thing.  it’s like shopping, but without the traffic!   we decided, after much careful deliberation, to launch the new store at presicely (sic) this time – for very good reason. it’s just in time for Xmas, the busiest shopping season of the year. AND it’s too late to order anything for Xmas.  see?  huh?  Genius is so simple, and yet, so rare.  there are forces at work here that even we barely understand. but dude it’s cool. this is a CONSUMER SOCIETY. You are a DRONE.  you’ve been conditioned to want things you haven’t even thought of yet. WE do the thinking. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.  this is fun!  we want to hear what you have to say about that, too – but not here. there are other boards for that. HERE, we let go of our FEARS and we BUY GOOD THINGS to make HAPPY THOUGHTS for MANY.  welcome to the Enlightened Age. See?

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